Share + Mar 13, 2010 5:26 pm US/Pacific SPOKANE, Wash. A fraud bust, indeed: Spokane County sheriff's deputies said a woman was hiding nearly $26,000 in her bra when she was booked into jail for investigation of theft.
When the first-gen iPhone was released, with its non-user-replaceable battery, many were interested, and not-so-happy with its battery replacement policy: users had to expect a three-day wait and could lose all their data. You would, of course, get your iPhone bad. Now, with the iPad, Apple has changed course: they don't replace your battery; they replace your iPad.
The mystery of the Phoenix Lights remains unsolved 13 years after they were sighted over Valley skies.
Des Moines police said some counterfeit money showing up in the area isn't just bad - it's really bad.
Authorities said a 30-year-old-man showed up so drunk for his sentencing for drunken driving that he missed his hearing and now faces even more time behind bars.
Kingsport Police have filed a 10th DUI charge against a driver who was going about 20 miles per hour on Interstate 26 and weaving.
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Mistress: “Darling, did you enjoy that as much as I did?”
Wife: “Beige, beige…I think I’ll paint the ceiling Beige.”
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Florence Critelli grabbed the man's hand and screamed when he reached over and grabbed cash from her register drawer at the Rite Aid in East Northport.
Apple is very protective, some would say overly so, about anything it thinks infringes on its trademarks. For example, it filed opposition against a proposed New York City trademark for its GreeNYC program. The logo (left) contains an apple (nothing like the Cupertino firm's though). This time, in Australia, Apple lost.
Devotees of a Miami man who claims to practice a traditional African religion say they were sickened when they drank the mucus of a giant African snail.
An Australian swimwear company has developed the worlda s first men's briefs made from banana plants.
Police said a man did more than take a pickup for a spin during a test drive this week.
Second-degree burglary charges have been filed against an Ames man who broke into a church where he allegedly used the institution's electronic equipment to watch pornography.
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob “I’m gonna get me some of that”! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep’s back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the [...]
The animal rights group PETA is offering to help the cash-strapped city of Colorado Springs by paying to put trash cans back in parks - on one condition.
An elephant calf that was believed to have died during a nine-day labor is feeding itself and has earned the nickname "Mr. Shuffles" since learning to ...
Breast milk cheese, anyone? A Manhattan chef has posted a recipe on his blog for what he calls "My spouse's mommy milk cheese." Daniel Angerer co-owns Klee Brasserie with his wife Lori Mason.
A Polish great-grandmother is facing three years in jail for riding her bicycle drunk.
A female Russian tourist, who lived in Equatorial Guinea for six months, will have to undergo treatment for an exotic disease known as loiasis.
Sick and tired of hearing the whining from your single friends about how hard the dating scene is? Had it up-to-here with your girlfriend wearing her calming face-mask to bed and your boyfriend's total disregard for manscaping ? Well maybe we humans should really be thanking our lucky evolutionary stars that our mating rituals are even moderately ...
A Kissimmee postal worker has been arrested after investigators say he made special drug deliveries on his route.
Jan Vormann, 26, has taken his project from its humble beginnings at an art fair in Rome and brightened up thousands of people's days with his brightly coloured plastic version of Polyfilla.
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Tech Support: “Is it an optical or ball mouse?”
Customer: “Huh?”
Tech Support: “Does it have a ball or light?”
Customer: “It has an light on top.”
Tech Support: “On top?”
Customer: “Yeah. It was underneath before, but it looks better when it’s on top.”
Tech Support: “Ok, try turning it around so the light [...]
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there�s no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam, and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared. And you can do this right in your own home!
Exercise 1
Open your refrigerator door and insert one [...]
There were women waiting in a doctor’s office.
They started talking and one women said, “I’m going to have a girl because I was on the bottom last time and I had a girl. I was on the bottom again this time so I’m going to have another girl.”
One of the other ladies said, “I’m going [...]
Half dressed redneck couple sitting on couch watching news on TV with man’s arm around the woman. The man says “Lookit them homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution. We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. Right, Darlin’” The woman replies, “That’s right, [...]
Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.
Patron: No, it’s still there.
Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even [...]
This bartender is in a fun bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, “May I please speak to your manager?” He says, “Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?” She replies, “I don’t know if your the man to talk to…its kind of [...]
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”
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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll [...]
