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Joke of the Day - First Mammogram
10 Mar 2010, 5:22 am

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there�s no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam, and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared. And you can do this right in your own home! Exercise 1 Open your refrigerator door and insert one [...]

Pet shop owner claims fish is 43, weighs 20 pounds
10 Mar 2010, 3:36 am

It sounds fishy but a New York City pet shop owner says it's true. Buttkiss, the black pacu he owns, is 43 and weighs 20 pounds.

Ransom behind theft of corpse
9 Mar 2010, 11:17 pm

Ransom was the motive behind the bizarre bodysnatching of Cyprus' former President Tassos Papadopoulos, the justice minister said Tuesday, hours after the body was found dumped in a Nicosia cemetery a ' but Papadopoulos' family denied receiving any such demand.

Inbox: Funniest experience on Rhode Show
9 Mar 2010, 6:57 pm

Time now to go "Inside The Rhode Show Inbox", where you can submit a question or comment about The Rhodes Show.

Lawsuit: Bank wrongly repossessed home, took bird
9 Mar 2010, 2:18 pm

A Pittsburgh-area woman is suing Bank of America, claiming it wrongfully repossessed her home and saying that a bank contractor trashed the house and took her parrot.

Vodafone HTC Magic Android phones shipped with PC-infecting malware
9 Mar 2010, 10:00 am

A user of Panda Cloud Antivirus has detected malware being shipped on an HTC Magic Android phone. Clearly, if malware can be distributed by a battery charger or digital picture frame, it can be distributed via a smartphone, which can show up as a disk drive when plugged into a PC.

Couple Accused Of Putting Daiquiri In Baby's Bottle
9 Mar 2010, 9:50 am

A St. Bernard Parish couple faces charges after allegedly giving a 1-year-old boy a chocolate-flavored daiquiri in his baby bottle.

Serial killer was once 'Bachelor No. 1'
9 Mar 2010, 7:53 am

Before he was a convicted serial killer, Rodney Alcala was a winning bachelor on "The Dating Game."

Woman charged with assault for squirting breast milk at officer
9 Mar 2010, 6:57 am

Toni Tramel, from Kentucky, had been arrested for public intoxication and was changing into her prison uniform when the incident allegedly occurred.

Joke of the Day - doctor’s offic
9 Mar 2010, 5:21 am

There were women waiting in a doctor’s office. They started talking and one women said, “I’m going to have a girl because I was on the bottom last time and I had a girl. I was on the bottom again this time so I’m going to have another girl.” One of the other ladies said, “I’m going [...]

New Zealand Woman Sells Souls To Highest Bidder
9 Mar 2010, 4:41 am

The rare spirits that went under the gavel at a recent online auction in New Zealand weren't aged brandies or hard-to-find liqueurs.

'Old Baldy' Horse Head Going Back Up In Philly
9 Mar 2010, 12:04 am

A museum in Philadelphia will once again showcase the head of Old Baldy, the horse Gen.

Parking spot dispute turns violent
8 Mar 2010, 7:31 pm

A long-running argument over a favorite McDonald's parking spot has resulted in an assault conviction.

Latest malware carrier for PCs: a battery charger
8 Mar 2010, 3:13 pm

It's well known that digital photo frames can carry malware that can infect a PC, or at least, it should be. How about a battery charger?

Sexting a student lands NH teacher in jail
8 Mar 2010, 12:04 pm

Sexting is (unfortunately for parents) popular among teens and tweens. Some of the teen sexters have even been charged with child porn because of it. Many think that is unnecessary, but in this case, with a New Hampshire teacher, the door to jail seems wide open.

Road signs warn drivers of crawling drunks in the road
8 Mar 2010, 9:39 am

In an effort to reduce accidents involving nightclub revelers, one Romanian town has put up traffic signs warning motorists to be aware of drunks in the road.

Baby born with tail
8 Mar 2010, 9:07 am

Surgeons in China have operated to remove a five inch tail from a four-month-old baby girl.

7 Famous Street Performers and Where to Spot Them
8 Mar 2010, 8:38 am

Everyone knows the postcard-worthy landmarks in their city, but ever think that people could be some of the most exciting and sought-after tourist sights around town? Street performers are an integral part of any urban landscape; they offer social commentary, perform impressive stunts, add cultural flavor, and create some pretty hysterical ...

New York chef makes cheese out of wife's excess breast milk
8 Mar 2010, 7:16 am

In the world of haute cuisine, pushing the boundaries of taste has become commonplace.

Man arrested for 'thinking of a cheeseburger'
8 Mar 2010, 6:41 am

A homeless Gastonia man who allegedly hoisted a sign reading, "I'm thinking of a cheeseburger," near an interstate off-ramp was charged with violating the city begging ordinance.

'Astro-squirrels' use coconut shells as helmets
8 Mar 2010, 6:23 am

The pair look more like starved spacemen tucking into the tropical treats at the back of Jane Robert's home in Fareham, Hants.

Teacher pricked children with syringe
8 Mar 2010, 4:48 am

A kindergarten teacher in southwestern China has admitted she used an empty hypodermic needle to prick 63 of her students on the hands, feet and buttocks as punishment for bad behavior, state media reported Friday.

Joke of the Day - redneck couple
8 Mar 2010, 4:19 am

Half dressed redneck couple sitting on couch watching news on TV with man’s arm around the woman. The man says “Lookit them homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution. We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. Right, Darlin’” The woman replies, “That’s right, [...]

Joke of the Day - If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft
7 Mar 2010, 3:15 am

Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time. Patron: No, it’s still there. Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. Patron: Even [...]

Joke of the Day - Bar Joke
6 Mar 2010, 4:56 am

This bartender is in a fun bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, “May I please speak to your manager?” He says, “Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?” She replies, “I don’t know if your the man to talk to…its kind of [...]

Joke of the Day - stops a blonde
5 Mar 2010, 5:05 am

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.” “““““ Check out 123webpharmacy.com for Cialis, [...]

Joke of the Day - vacation
4 Mar 2010, 4:07 am

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll [...]

Joke of the Day - bet
3 Mar 2010, 5:55 am

There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said ” I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!” The second man says “Ok, sure.” and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the [...]

Joke of the Day - snake and a rabbit
2 Mar 2010, 5:02 am

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional [...]

Joke of the Day - pet monkey
1 Mar 2010, 5:57 am

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, [...]